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    "Mystical breed" meaning foam-carrying spandex-stretching roid bags with tits!  American Gladiatiors, the show you stayed up to watch as a pre-pube is back.  American Gladiators seemed lame to me the first time around.  I was 11 and I was expecting real fights and life threatening stunts, what I got was bleached hair, female triceps gone wild, and foam bumpers galore, all with a healthy coating of game show glitz.
     Even though its new host Hulk Hogan says, "This is not your grandmother's American Gladiator.."(my grandmother's!?)  it looks like more of the same with the sex appeal amped up a little bit. 
    Maybe that's what I was missing out on during the first series, I was too young to care about cleavage!  And the new show looks like silicon city!  American Gladiators, representing everything that's wrong (and right!) about America, starting January 6th.
An unintentionally funny video about the show on NBC.com.  ("Oh..did I mention the half million gallon water tank?")

    I watch Forensic Files. A lot.  I have now deemed myself an expert and am using a dangerously small amount of knowledge to tell you about how to get away with society's most hideous crime.  I think I could do it, apart from the actual killing of another human being, that is. 

Let's start with the "Do's"...

    It very well could be.  You could say most reality shows run low on reality. The Miss Howard Stern Show (starring Andrea Ownbey) is not one of them.  Watching this blonde souffle' angrily stumbling through the world is a riot, and as horrifying as it is funny.  You'll see her drink, you'll see her puke, you'll see her fall down naked trying to come on to a sleazy rock dude in a bathroom!  She talks to her life coach while drinking Jack from the bottle!  She drinks all night, then pukes in the van while screaming,
    "THERE'S FRENCH FRIES IN MY NOSE!  I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!"
     And...what's the result of that pregnancy test?  OH SNAP!  There's so much I could say, but I won't ruin any of the surprises for you.
    Though the term is over used, Andrea is a train wreck, but a fun, cute train wreck.  For some reason Andrea's friends seem oblivious to her problems and humor her at every turn, which is great because it lets her run wild.  This show will leave your mouth hanging open.  See how the other 1% lives, I guess.  I'm already planning my next vacation - straight to Chattanooga, Tennessee!
    It's only available through Comcast OnDemand, and is completely worth the price.  Check it.