"A mystical breed of warrior has returned."

    "Mystical breed" meaning foam-carrying spandex-stretching roid bags with tits!  American Gladiatiors, the show you stayed up to watch as a pre-pube is back.  American Gladiators seemed lame to me the first time around.  I was 11 and I was expecting real fights and life threatening stunts, what I got was bleached hair, female triceps gone wild, and foam bumpers galore, all with a healthy coating of game show glitz.
     Even though its new host Hulk Hogan says, "This is not your grandmother's American Gladiator.."(my grandmother's!?)  it looks like more of the same with the sex appeal amped up a little bit. 
    Maybe that's what I was missing out on during the first series, I was too young to care about cleavage!  And the new show looks like silicon city!  American Gladiators, representing everything that's wrong (and right!) about America, starting January 6th.
An unintentionally funny video about the show on NBC.com.  ("Oh..did I mention the half million gallon water tank?")